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  • The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).

Free Lunch and Furrowed Frolicking to the Aesthetic of Caring about Climate Change

TLDR: Author spends a full day at a climate-tech coworking space attending startup pitches on drones, batteries, and waste-to-hydrogen, but finds the scene dominated by performative activism, drinking culture, and founders more interested in extracting money than solving climate problems.

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Will the SEC Finally Capitulate to the Inescapable Grip of Diamond Hands? An MMTLP Press Conference Confronting Years of Regulatory Negligence and Collusion

TLDR: Author live-blogs an MMTLP press conference held outside the SEC in DC, where retail investors and advocates detail how FINRA allowed unauthorized trading, froze shareholders' positions, and colluded with Wall Street to cover up naked short selling affecting tens of thousands of investors.

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America’s Got No Talent Illuminating the Zoo? Wo 不知道?

TLDR: A review of the annual holiday lights event at the Seattle zoo, which featured stunning illuminations but a puzzling, unmarked Chinese acrobatic talent show. The post critiques the lack of transparency in marketing the performance and calls for more diversity and honesty in how the zoo presents its entertainment.

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Hailing Hinds’ Feet Post-Dancing with Depends

TLDR: A deeply personal reflection post covering Kelly's refocused mission on financial literacy, child protection, and MOASS advocacy, alongside vague but emotional references to crossing national borders and a stay in a mental health facility where she found healing through vulnerability, dance parties, and structured care.

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Casual Non-Emergency Public Service Announcement: Why is Linkedy So Spooked Out by my Human Trafficking Post? Then? Off to the White House’s AI 4 Youth Office Hours

TLDR: A quick post about LinkedIn glitching suspiciously when the author tried to investigate who viewed her human trafficking awareness post, before heading off to the White House AI Education for Youth office hours.

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MOTHER WOLF TARGETS: Landfill Avoidance, Fashion Passion, The ‘Snowpiercer’ Breakdown, Orphanage Reflections, and Bean Farm Memories (Upon the Ma’amtrak Express)

TLDR: Kelly documents a train trip covering topics from landfill avoidance and fashion sustainability to orphanage reflections and gaming nostalgia, weaving together personal stories about parenting, travel observations, and cultural commentary.

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