Kelly Tutors
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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
A Textbook Lullaby on Sino-Indian Relations
TLDR: The author attends a university lecture on the seven-decade China-India managed rivalry covering territorial disputes, nuclear strategy, trade imbalances, and water politics -- humorously documenting the 8% of the audience that fell asleep during the dense but informative geopolitical talk.
L’Envoy de Paris Saved la Soirée
TLDR: A French cultural event at Seattle's town hall that started slow with an awkward atmosphere, but was rescued by a visiting Paris-based professor who gave a brilliant talk connecting the Enlightenment to AI, arguing that organizing knowledge is a political act and that AI can either restore intellectual dependency or foster courage.
Duty Calls: Custom(s) Fandom for Flexport's Tariff Talk
TLDR: The author attends Flexport's tariff update webinar covering Section 232 changes that simplified steel and aluminum duty calculations, learning how the new rules affect importers' costs across different product categories.
Super Terriffic Indo-Pacific Tech Policy Conference
TLDR: An extremely dry Indo-Pacific tech policy conference covering US-Korea-Japan-China digital regulation and cybersecurity, where multiple attendees were visibly falling asleep during dense governmental panel discussions.
The Affordable Housing Flirty Social & Lunch
TLDR: The author returns to an annual affordable housing luncheon in Seattle, excited to hear the new mayor speak about accelerating housing production, bolder policy, and building near transit, while observing the event's famously flirtatious networking atmosphere.
Marriages & Acquisitions (PLUS Bubble Gum Accessory + The Harmonica Debuts)
TLDR: Kelly takes her daughter to a wedding expo and a clothing swap, then debuts playing harmonica while busking downtown, earning $79 in tips, followed by an AA meeting and country music dancing with bubble gum as her alcohol substitute.
Tagalong for Tagalog and a Sculpture of Culture
TLDR: The author drops into a Filipino cultural holiday celebration featuring dancing, food, crafts, and community, enjoying the authentic festive atmosphere after skipping a 400-person friendsgiving.
MOTHER WOLF TARGETS: Landfill Avoidance, Fashion Passion, The ‘Snowpiercer’ Breakdown, Orphanage Reflections, and Bean Farm Memories (Upon the Ma’amtrak Express)
TLDR: Kelly documents a train trip covering topics from landfill avoidance and fashion sustainability to orphanage reflections and gaming nostalgia, weaving together personal stories about parenting, travel observations, and cultural commentary.
One by Sea, Two at Cruise, Three with Drone
TLDR: A triple-event day covering an underwhelming kelp innovation showcase, a Seattle port cruise tour learning about shipping logistics and tariff impacts on agriculture, and an impressive drone company demo showcasing SWAT and law enforcement drone technology.
Theorizing Global Logistics: One Law-Led Maritime Panel at a Time
TLDR: Notes from maritime law panels covering global shipping investments, US-China shipyard competition, tariffs, trade wars, and long-term infrastructure planning, connecting it to Kelly's theories about e-commerce and global trade futures.
Human Trafficking in Transit to Mars: La Trampa de Pleasure Obsesión
TLDR: Kelly transcribes a disturbing overheard bus conversation about human trafficking networks, institutional infiltration, and exploitation, then uses AI tools to analyze and map the systemic funnel of trafficking from recruitment to control.
Aye’, I’m off to L.A. for Ai & far Beyond
TLDR: Author travels to LA for an AI image-generation workshop near Venice Beach, watches skateboarding, tries out a new AI creative tool, and has an uncomfortable encounter with a drunk crypto bro who aggressively dismisses her investments.
Hirin’ Homage Hangout w/ Leadership @ Lunch
TLDR: A jam-packed day attending a hiring festival, a leadership skills class, and working on tutoring worksheets, where the author multitasks between events and has a meaningful encounter advising a developer to think about purpose over job titles.
So Much Art Saturday (Not So Much Sunday)
TLDR: Author spends a day at a city-wide art festival attending a podcast recording with Indigenous speakers and salmon conservation themes, stumbles into a Disney boycott protest, and finds the real highlight in a scrappy band playing from the back of a truck on the street.
Ai Global Logistics by Ex-Tech Folks & Beyond
TLDR: An event day featuring LinkedIn virality tips, a talk by an ex-big-tech founder building AI-powered personalized media and fashion tools, and a salsa dance social, with key insights on AI memory systems, UX trends, and the predicted death of text-based input.
Shining with Excitement for the ‘Balle Rouge’ + reflection of ‘Climate Week’
TLDR: The author dresses up in rhinestones for a weekly outdoor swing dance gathering's special "Balle Rouge" night, reflecting on community connection, post-COVID loneliness, and lessons learned from her involvement in Seattle's Climate Week planning that didn't go as expected.
Planned FIFA & Surprising Swing Dancing
TLDR: A hodgepodge blog covering a so-so FIFA World Cup planning event for Seattle, followed by the author unexpectedly stumbling upon an outdoor swing dancing event downtown -- resolving a lifelong anxiety about dances as strangers kept asking her to dance all evening.
Ai Startup Bootcamp, Back Over the Border
TLDR: The author travels to Portland for a free three-day AI startup bootcamp intensive, absorbing speeches on building AI companies, learning startup fundamentals, and gathering ideas for her youth AI education platform while networking with other aspiring founders.
An Event on Time… Postponed!!
TLDR: A humorous post about a time-management event that ironically got canceled, which the author uses to share updates on her AI worksheet projects, merch, and being invited to help plan the family section of Seattle's upcoming Climate Week.
Life is a Beach… the Menices of Venice
TLDR: Kelly takes a budget solo trip to Venice Beach, observing skateparks, the broken local economy, dead tourism, international visitors, and reflecting on personal privacy, surveillance, intuition, and self-trust while grounding herself in the sun.
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