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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
AI for Startups to Explore + Exploitive Coaching from Not Sean Kingston
TLDR: Author attends a basic AI tools talk for founders then gets intensive one-on-one startup coaching from a mentor who helps her draft three rounds of her edtech pitch, but the session is marred by repeated boundary violations and unwanted physical advances she documents candidly.
Quantum Computing + Quantum Mechanics Almost Outpace my Patience
TLDR: Kelly attends a Nobel laureate's lecture on macroscopic quantum mechanics, covering tunneling, qubits, and superposition, and candidly admits most of it went over her head despite her enthusiasm for learning.
THE CEMENT FACTORY TOUR!!!
TLDR: The author takes an adrenaline-fueled tour of a Seattle cement plant, geeking out over limestone processing, tire-burning kilns, and Boston Dynamics robot dogs while learning about industrial manufacturing firsthand.
Bad Audio, Good Advice on Funding
TLDR: Despite terrible audio at a coffee shop venue, the author absorbs valuable VC advice on the team/tech/traction framework for startups and the math behind successful exits.
Data-Backed Facts on Emissions Reduction from the Best Logistics Company on Earth
TLDR: The author tunes into a Flexport webinar while riding the light rail, learning about how supply chain decisions around modality switches (air vs. ocean), SKU segmentation, and consolidation can dramatically reduce CO2 emissions and shipping costs.
Late and Great Prep for Exiting + Buy Outs
TLDR: Kelly attends an early-morning startup event on preparing businesses for mergers, acquisitions, and exits, covering EBITDA valuations, customer concentration risks, earn-outs, and carve-outs, while reflecting on her own entrepreneurial journey.
Duty Calls: Custom(s) Fandom for Flexport's Tariff Talk
TLDR: The author attends Flexport's tariff update webinar covering Section 232 changes that simplified steel and aluminum duty calculations, learning how the new rules affect importers' costs across different product categories.
Super Terriffic Indo-Pacific Tech Policy Conference
TLDR: An extremely dry Indo-Pacific tech policy conference covering US-Korea-Japan-China digital regulation and cybersecurity, where multiple attendees were visibly falling asleep during dense governmental panel discussions.
Across Town for Some Leadership and Equality
TLDR: A women's leadership and entrepreneurship event where Kelly arrived an hour late, found the first workshop on "bad business ideas" unhelpful, switched rooms to a career narrative rewriting exercise, and sat through an AI 101 resume talk, with the main takeaway being two consecutive events telling her to replace "hope" with action.
Forecasting Fundable Founders
TLDR: The author attends a startup funding event featuring speakers on capital access, company culture, and acquisitions, including an inspiring blind PhD speaker advocating for accessibility in tech entrepreneurship.
Breaking Even as OpenAI Patronizes its Power Audience… and the Handsome, Bullied, Gaslit Mayor Throws a GPT Hail Mary
TLDR: Kelly attends an OpenAI workshop for small businesses and is frustrated that the content is extremely basic, noting that even the 70-year-olds in attendance already know how to use ChatGPT, while the mayor reads a ChatGPT-generated speech at the event.
Coercively Tricked into a Predatory Date… Plus 5th Dimension Goals and “KT Dreams”
TLDR: The author recounts a disturbing predatory date experience, pivots to discussing 5th dimension spirituality and personal growth goals, and shares insights from dream journaling as creative fuel for her brand.
Forced Behavior At Scale? Big-Tech’s Ritual Blueprints for Predatory Control Systems with Pizza
TLDR: A university panel on how big-tech companies like Google, Facebook, and Amazon use internal rituals -- dogfooding, design sprints, OKRs, hackathons, and pizza-team sizing -- to force behavior at scale, with the author offering a skeptical, culture-critical commentary on corporate control systems.
Abandoning Ship of Jack & Rose’s Mom’s Mom-Group and the Secret Agent Mans
TLDR: Author quits a toxic moms' group led by a manipulative organizer and then joins a live-streamed AI agent coding tutorial that suffers from brutal lag issues, reinforcing her commitment to setting better boundaries with her time and communities.
Proposing to the White House: Unmasking Manipulation Through AI Education
TLDR: Kelly submits her final proposal to the White House AI innovation contest, pitching an AI-powered content awareness tool that teaches K-12 students to recognize digital manipulation in real-time rather than simply censoring content.
Will the SEC Finally Capitulate to the Inescapable Grip of Diamond Hands? An MMTLP Press Conference Confronting Years of Regulatory Negligence and Collusion
TLDR: Author live-blogs an MMTLP press conference held outside the SEC in DC, where retail investors and advocates detail how FINRA allowed unauthorized trading, froze shareholders' positions, and colluded with Wall Street to cover up naked short selling affecting tens of thousands of investors.
Scorched by Six Supportless Dicks at Xfinity Hell
TLDR: A frustrated rant about spending 12+ hours over four days dealing with six Xfinity customer service agents who ghosted, overcharged, shut off her phone, and broke every promise -- a case study in how terrible corporate customer service has become.
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