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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!! I’m not an industry expert.
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary to make complex topics approachable. I attend events and document what is said (and not said).
“What they said” is written in WHITE and “what I’m thinking” in PINK/PURPLE. You can read the full blog, just the white, or just the pink. Boom!
A Surprisingly Great Talk on Charming the Public into Framing AI’s Errors
TLDR: An intellectually stimulating university talk exploring how AI becomes a "public problem" through charismatic individuals, error inventories, and journalistic practice, examining how failures reveal power dynamics and how "stance words" shape narratives.
Benefit of the Doute pour la Calamité du Discours
TLDR: Part 2 of a French cultural event at an art school where a promised "workshop" turned out to be more talks, redeemed by a passionate student-led discussion about whether AI-generated art can ever match human creativity.
L’Envoy de Paris Saved la Soirée
TLDR: A French cultural event at Seattle's town hall that started slow with an awkward atmosphere, but was rescued by a visiting Paris-based professor who gave a brilliant talk connecting the Enlightenment to AI, arguing that organizing knowledge is a political act and that AI can either restore intellectual dependency or foster courage.
Growing Mammalian Cells, Drugs, and Vaccines in Shakers? A Mini Conference
TLDR: A highly technical biotech mini-conference about shaking incubator technology for growing mammalian cells, covering oxygen transfer rates, vessel geometry, and cell cultivation -- way over the author's head but attended with good humor and a free laptop bag.
Open Claw for Ya’. The first in the Emerald City
TLDR: Seattle's first OpenClaw AI meetup featuring demos of agentic AI deployments including a dairy farm intelligence system, team memory management tools, AI patent scanning, and discussions about giving AI agents persistent identities and virtual pets.
Sugar Pushin’ towards Quantum Day 2029 (Security Tech Conference + West Coast Swing) / Double Feature
TLDR: A full-day corporate security tech conference covering AI data security, quantum computing threats (Q-Day 2029), post-quantum cryptography migration, and cybersecurity preparedness, followed by a West Coast Swing dance event in the evening.
Super Terriffic Indo-Pacific Tech Policy Conference
TLDR: An extremely dry Indo-Pacific tech policy conference covering US-Korea-Japan-China digital regulation and cybersecurity, where multiple attendees were visibly falling asleep during dense governmental panel discussions.
Across Town for Some Leadership and Equality
TLDR: A women's leadership and entrepreneurship event where Kelly arrived an hour late, found the first workshop on "bad business ideas" unhelpful, switched rooms to a career narrative rewriting exercise, and sat through an AI 101 resume talk, with the main takeaway being two consecutive events telling her to replace "hope" with action.
Brah! Even the Protestor Couldn’t Muster a Reason to Stay: How I Built Zero Agentic AI Agents in Three Hours at the Second Misleading AI Workshop in a Week
TLDR: A disappointing AI workshop marketed as hands-on agentic AI building turned out to be lecture-only with no actual agent creation, leaving Kelly frustrated by the gap between marketing promises and delivery.
Breaking Even as OpenAI Patronizes its Power Audience… and the Handsome, Bullied, Gaslit Mayor Throws a GPT Hail Mary
TLDR: Kelly attends an OpenAI workshop for small businesses and is frustrated that the content is extremely basic, noting that even the 70-year-olds in attendance already know how to use ChatGPT, while the mayor reads a ChatGPT-generated speech at the event.
KT’s Favorite Showdown + The Most Unique Event Yet
TLDR: A double-header weekend starting with Kelly's favorite annual event -- the NW Garden Show's live Container Showdown competition -- followed by a "Mix and Manifest" wellness event featuring dance-offs, yoga, sound baths, caprese salads nobody recognized, and a teenager who didn't know what "self-care" meant.
Hickies for the Bank’s V.P. + Pre-FIFA Economic Rundown (w/ Remote Viewing… 13/16 Accuracy)
TLDR: A bank-hosted small business panel covering FIFA World Cup economic preparation, access to capital, scaling strategies, and workforce development, combined with Kelly's "remote viewing" experiment where 13 of 16 predictions came true.
Permission to Fail on Social Media
TLDR: Attending a friend's first speaking event about growing social media influence, covering identity shifting, overcoming fear of being on camera, video hook strategies, and how posting consistently for 20 minutes a day can lead to 10k+ followers.
Entertaining Human Degradation at an Otherwise Wholesome Kids Festival
TLDR: The author attends a free kids festival with great activities but is disturbed by one band's performance, which she noticed contained clusters of sexualized symbolism, inappropriate language, and grooming-adjacent aesthetics that have no place in children's entertainment.
Can’t Stop Being Obsessed with GameStop: 2025 Awards Show Reaction Blog
TLDR: Kelly watches GameStop's earnings call via YouTube livestream, reacting in real-time to strong financial results including record net income, a special dividend of warrants to shareholders, and significant operational improvements.
Peace in Portland, Thanks to Teddy
TLDR: A short emotional farewell to Portland after a walking tour, with mixed feelings about leaving the city and cryptic reflections on how much it has changed.
My Turn to Speak at the Maybe Mayor’s Breakfast: Vulnerable Youth Need Stable Parents/Homes… NOT “Offsite Weekly City-Sponsored Meetups” for High Schoolers (Middle Schoolers Welcome, Too)…!?
TLDR: Kelly attends a mayoral candidate's community breakfast event, sharing her perspective on vulnerable youth needing stable homes rather than city-sponsored offsite meetups, while reflecting on local government outreach and leadership.
Theorizing Global Logistics: One Law-Led Maritime Panel at a Time
TLDR: Notes from maritime law panels covering global shipping investments, US-China shipyard competition, tariffs, trade wars, and long-term infrastructure planning, connecting it to Kelly's theories about e-commerce and global trade futures.
The Journey to Mars: Reflections while Literally Flying to See Not-Literally Mars, Again!
TLDR: Stream-of-consciousness reflections written on a budget flight to LA for the Mars Society annual conference, covering trip planning, entrepreneurial hustle on a tight budget, a packed schedule mixing Mars lectures with Venice Beach skateboarding, and personal goals for building educational content.
A White House Party ‘Big Tech’ Forgot to Make Educational: Presidential Ai Education Challenge
TLDR: The author attends a virtual Presidential AI Education Challenge event hosted by a big tech company and finds it disappointingly basic, with demos of race cars and owls rather than meaningful educational AI tools, questioning the gap between federal ambition and corporate execution.