Kelly Tutors
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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!! I’m not an industry expert.
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary to make complex topics approachable. I attend events and document what is said (and not said).
“What they said” is written in WHITE and “what I’m thinking” in PINK/PURPLE. You can read the full blog, just the white, or just the pink. Boom!
A Surprisingly Great Talk on Charming the Public into Framing AI’s Errors
TLDR: An intellectually stimulating university talk exploring how AI becomes a "public problem" through charismatic individuals, error inventories, and journalistic practice, examining how failures reveal power dynamics and how "stance words" shape narratives.
Benefit of the Doute pour la Calamité du Discours
TLDR: Part 2 of a French cultural event at an art school where a promised "workshop" turned out to be more talks, redeemed by a passionate student-led discussion about whether AI-generated art can ever match human creativity.
L’Envoy de Paris Saved la Soirée
TLDR: A French cultural event at Seattle's town hall that started slow with an awkward atmosphere, but was rescued by a visiting Paris-based professor who gave a brilliant talk connecting the Enlightenment to AI, arguing that organizing knowledge is a political act and that AI can either restore intellectual dependency or foster courage.
Open Claw for Ya’. The first in the Emerald City
TLDR: Seattle's first OpenClaw AI meetup featuring demos of agentic AI deployments including a dairy farm intelligence system, team memory management tools, AI patent scanning, and discussions about giving AI agents persistent identities and virtual pets.
Sugar Pushin’ towards Quantum Day 2029 (Security Tech Conference + West Coast Swing) / Double Feature
TLDR: A full-day corporate security tech conference covering AI data security, quantum computing threats (Q-Day 2029), post-quantum cryptography migration, and cybersecurity preparedness, followed by a West Coast Swing dance event in the evening.
Across Town for Some Leadership and Equality
TLDR: A women's leadership and entrepreneurship event where Kelly arrived an hour late, found the first workshop on "bad business ideas" unhelpful, switched rooms to a career narrative rewriting exercise, and sat through an AI 101 resume talk, with the main takeaway being two consecutive events telling her to replace "hope" with action.
Brah! Even the Protestor Couldn’t Muster a Reason to Stay: How I Built Zero Agentic AI Agents in Three Hours at the Second Misleading AI Workshop in a Week
TLDR: A disappointing AI workshop marketed as hands-on agentic AI building turned out to be lecture-only with no actual agent creation, leaving Kelly frustrated by the gap between marketing promises and delivery.
Breaking Even as OpenAI Patronizes its Power Audience… and the Handsome, Bullied, Gaslit Mayor Throws a GPT Hail Mary
TLDR: Kelly attends an OpenAI workshop for small businesses and is frustrated that the content is extremely basic, noting that even the 70-year-olds in attendance already know how to use ChatGPT, while the mayor reads a ChatGPT-generated speech at the event.
Proposing to the White House: Unmasking Manipulation Through AI Education
TLDR: Kelly submits her final proposal to the White House AI innovation contest, pitching an AI-powered content awareness tool that teaches K-12 students to recognize digital manipulation in real-time rather than simply censoring content.
My Turn to Speak at the Maybe Mayor’s Breakfast: Vulnerable Youth Need Stable Parents/Homes… NOT “Offsite Weekly City-Sponsored Meetups” for High Schoolers (Middle Schoolers Welcome, Too)…!?
TLDR: Kelly attends a mayoral candidate's community breakfast event, sharing her perspective on vulnerable youth needing stable homes rather than city-sponsored offsite meetups, while reflecting on local government outreach and leadership.
A White House Party ‘Big Tech’ Forgot to Make Educational: Presidential Ai Education Challenge
TLDR: The author attends a virtual Presidential AI Education Challenge event hosted by a big tech company and finds it disappointingly basic, with demos of race cars and owls rather than meaningful educational AI tools, questioning the gap between federal ambition and corporate execution.
KT Enters The White House’s Initiative: Ai Ovations & Innovations
TLDR: A brief redirect post announcing Kelly Tutors' involvement with the White House's AI education initiative, linking to a dedicated page on her site rather than writing a full blog about it.
Local Uni’s Commotional Event and Then? Gotta Bachata, Again
TLDR: A poorly attended community college small business event near home that turned into an AI infomercial from a local "task force" member selling his $39/month platform, followed by a much more enjoyable solo night of bachata dancing.
Ladies in the Building, Building Ai. How?
TLDR: A women-in-AI panel discussion covering topics like model fine-tuning, AI startup costs, safety and compliance, and the growing importance of human-tech interaction design, though much of the technical content was hard to follow due to squeaky audio and fast-paced panelists.
Ai Global Logistics by Ex-Tech Folks & Beyond
TLDR: An event day featuring LinkedIn virality tips, a talk by an ex-big-tech founder building AI-powered personalized media and fashion tools, and a salsa dance social, with key insights on AI memory systems, UX trends, and the predicted death of text-based input.
Ai is my DJ, EV ain’t Easy, and Cancelling Venues
TLDR: A rooftop AI DJ party that turned out to just be regular DJs playing samples, followed by cancelling all her planned Climate Week youth workshops after discovering the assigned venue was decorated with symbols associated with child trafficking, forcing everything online instead.
Ethical Artificial Intelligence (and a surprise protest)
TLDR: A conference on AI ethics and international regulation is disrupted by protesters who accuse the corporate sponsor of complicity in genocide through technology sales, leading to an emotional and chaotic event that overshadows the planned panels.
#THEUPDATE Amidst Work Week
TLDR: A non-event blog where Kelly pauses attending conferences to focus on building out her Kelly Tutors website, covering merch design, AI youth education classes, downloadable content, rewriting fairy tales, social media strategy, and blog reorganization after breaking all her old links.
Entrepreneurial Energy Preservation for Mental Athletes + Ai for Marketing (EWD4)
TLDR: A full-day event covering startup pitching, burnout prevention, AI-powered marketing tools, and entrepreneurial habits like hydration, authenticity, and compounding small efforts for long-term business success.