Kelly Tutors
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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!! I’m not an industry expert.
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary to make complex topics approachable. I attend events and document what is said (and not said).
“What they said” is written in WHITE and “what I’m thinking” in PINK/PURPLE. You can read the full blog, just the white, or just the pink. Boom!
Open Claw for Ya’. The first in the Emerald City
TLDR: Seattle's first OpenClaw AI meetup featuring demos of agentic AI deployments including a dairy farm intelligence system, team memory management tools, AI patent scanning, and discussions about giving AI agents persistent identities and virtual pets.
Sugar Pushin’ towards Quantum Day 2029 (Security Tech Conference + West Coast Swing) / Double Feature
TLDR: A full-day corporate security tech conference covering AI data security, quantum computing threats (Q-Day 2029), post-quantum cryptography migration, and cybersecurity preparedness, followed by a West Coast Swing dance event in the evening.
Super Terriffic Indo-Pacific Tech Policy Conference
TLDR: An extremely dry Indo-Pacific tech policy conference covering US-Korea-Japan-China digital regulation and cybersecurity, where multiple attendees were visibly falling asleep during dense governmental panel discussions.
Hickies for the Bank’s V.P. + Pre-FIFA Economic Rundown (w/ Remote Viewing… 13/16 Accuracy)
TLDR: A bank-hosted small business panel covering FIFA World Cup economic preparation, access to capital, scaling strategies, and workforce development, combined with Kelly's "remote viewing" experiment where 13 of 16 predictions came true.
Theorizing Global Logistics: One Law-Led Maritime Panel at a Time
TLDR: Notes from maritime law panels covering global shipping investments, US-China shipyard competition, tariffs, trade wars, and long-term infrastructure planning, connecting it to Kelly's theories about e-commerce and global trade futures.
Ai Global Logistics by Ex-Tech Folks & Beyond
TLDR: An event day featuring LinkedIn virality tips, a talk by an ex-big-tech founder building AI-powered personalized media and fashion tools, and a salsa dance social, with key insights on AI memory systems, UX trends, and the predicted death of text-based input.
Kelly Tutors… returnnnsssssss!! One year later, Ecommerce-Immersion!
TLDR: Kelly returns to an e-commerce conference covering online retail trends, sustainable foods, microinfluencer marketing, shipping logistics, and the shift toward authenticity and regenerative business practices in digital commerce.
Influencer Invitation, Welcome Back Party
TLDR: A gathering of YouTubers with millions of followers discussing monetization strategies, community building, taxes, and content creation tactics, revealing the business mechanics behind influencer culture.
The Ghosted Speech That WAS, wasn’t, wasn’t AGAIN IRL.
TLDR: Kelly was scheduled to speak at an event she helped plan extensively, including volunteering on Mother's Day, only to be left off the schedule and ghosted by three different organizers, prompting a break from events to focus on her own projects.
Celebrating Mothers and Painting Event Prep
TLDR: Kelly rearranged her Mother's Day plans to help paint and prep for an upcoming conference she was invited to speak at, only to discover the art project was not what she expected and growing concern that her speaking slot might not actually exist on the schedule.
BioFi Event Planning
TLDR: A planning session for an upcoming bioregional finance conference aimed at regenerating the toxic Duwamish River by cutting waste from investment flows and connecting disconnected community groups, where Kelly contributed marketing ideas like river tours, awards, and storytelling strategies to amplify the mission.
City Creativity Brand Builder Workshop Speech Event
TLDR: A Seattle creative economy workshop on branding strategy where the presenter was notably unprepared, covering brand definition, customer personas, creative briefs, and the importance of people-first branding, held at a furniture store venue.
An Event About Events
TLDR: A two-day return visit to Seattle's long-running events industry show featuring vendors, planners, live entertainment, catering demos, and virtual streaming tech, with Kelly bringing her daughter on day one and attending independently on day two.
Half of a Century Conducting Technology Pre-Anniversary
TLDR: Kelly attends a major tech company's 50th anniversary celebration event covering innovation history, global economy, environmental topics, and human rights, offering her outsider observations and critiques of corporate PR narratives.
Hiring Overseas Talent to Work in Canada
TLDR: A brief networking event by a Canadian company that helps US startups hire international tech workers by stationing them in Canada, offering visa solutions and permanent residency paths for skilled professionals.
Modern Marketing Tips for Today’s Trends & Time Coworking
TLDR: A double-event day covering a coworking session and a marketing seminar with insights on SEO, omnichannel marketing, customer analysis, and modern marketing strategies for small businesses.
How to Found a Life-Science Startup
TLDR: Detailed notes from a life-science startup conference featuring panelists who founded billion-dollar companies, covering conviction to start, fundraising strategies, grant writing, AI in drug discovery, and advice for female founders in biotech.
Retail Investors IRL: Activism for a Transparent Stock Market
TLDR: Kelly flies to Ft. Lauderdale for Bill Pulte's retail investor conference, documenting the GameStop/BBBY/MMTLP community's fight against naked short selling, market manipulation, and regulatory failures while building real-world activist connections.
Seattle XR Un-Conference, 2024
TLDR: Recap of the Seattle XR Unconference covering augmented, virtual, and extended reality trends across entertainment, healthcare, and sports broadcasting, with discussions on Apple's closed ecosystem slowing cross-platform innovation and how XR is already embedded in mainstream experiences without most people realizing it.