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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!! I’m not an industry expert.
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary to make complex topics approachable. I attend events and document what is said (and not said).
“What they said” is written in WHITE and “what I’m thinking” in PINK/PURPLE. You can read the full blog, just the white, or just the pink. Boom!
A Surprisingly Great Talk on Charming the Public into Framing AI’s Errors
TLDR: An intellectually stimulating university talk exploring how AI becomes a "public problem" through charismatic individuals, error inventories, and journalistic practice, examining how failures reveal power dynamics and how "stance words" shape narratives.
Benefit of the Doute pour la Calamité du Discours
TLDR: Part 2 of a French cultural event at an art school where a promised "workshop" turned out to be more talks, redeemed by a passionate student-led discussion about whether AI-generated art can ever match human creativity.
L’Envoy de Paris Saved la Soirée
TLDR: A French cultural event at Seattle's town hall that started slow with an awkward atmosphere, but was rescued by a visiting Paris-based professor who gave a brilliant talk connecting the Enlightenment to AI, arguing that organizing knowledge is a political act and that AI can either restore intellectual dependency or foster courage.
Sugar Pushin’ towards Quantum Day 2029 (Security Tech Conference + West Coast Swing) / Double Feature
TLDR: A full-day corporate security tech conference covering AI data security, quantum computing threats (Q-Day 2029), post-quantum cryptography migration, and cybersecurity preparedness, followed by a West Coast Swing dance event in the evening.
Super Terriffic Indo-Pacific Tech Policy Conference
TLDR: An extremely dry Indo-Pacific tech policy conference covering US-Korea-Japan-China digital regulation and cybersecurity, where multiple attendees were visibly falling asleep during dense governmental panel discussions.
KT’s Favorite Showdown + The Most Unique Event Yet
TLDR: A double-header weekend starting with Kelly's favorite annual event -- the NW Garden Show's live Container Showdown competition -- followed by a "Mix and Manifest" wellness event featuring dance-offs, yoga, sound baths, caprese salads nobody recognized, and a teenager who didn't know what "self-care" meant.
Entertaining Human Degradation at an Otherwise Wholesome Kids Festival
TLDR: The author attends a free kids festival with great activities but is disturbed by one band's performance, which she noticed contained clusters of sexualized symbolism, inappropriate language, and grooming-adjacent aesthetics that have no place in children's entertainment.
Hailing Hinds’ Feet Post-Dancing with Depends
TLDR: A deeply personal reflection post covering Kelly's refocused mission on financial literacy, child protection, and MOASS advocacy, alongside vague but emotional references to crossing national borders and a stay in a mental health facility where she found healing through vulnerability, dance parties, and structured care.
Peace in Portland, Thanks to Teddy
TLDR: A short emotional farewell to Portland after a walking tour, with mixed feelings about leaving the city and cryptic reflections on how much it has changed.
Reverse-Halloween
TLDR: Kelly and her daughter invented "Reverse Halloween" where they walked around town giving candy to strangers instead of collecting it, sparking reflections on why holiday culture normalizes fear and whether trunk-or-treat events at churches should rethink their spooky themes around kids.
My Turn to Speak at the Maybe Mayor’s Breakfast: Vulnerable Youth Need Stable Parents/Homes… NOT “Offsite Weekly City-Sponsored Meetups” for High Schoolers (Middle Schoolers Welcome, Too)…!?
TLDR: Kelly attends a mayoral candidate's community breakfast event, sharing her perspective on vulnerable youth needing stable homes rather than city-sponsored offsite meetups, while reflecting on local government outreach and leadership.
Human Trafficking in Transit to Mars: La Trampa de Pleasure Obsesión
TLDR: Kelly transcribes a disturbing overheard bus conversation about human trafficking networks, institutional infiltration, and exploitation, then uses AI tools to analyze and map the systemic funnel of trafficking from recruitment to control.
Local Uni’s Commotional Event and Then? Gotta Bachata, Again
TLDR: A poorly attended community college small business event near home that turned into an AI infomercial from a local "task force" member selling his $39/month platform, followed by a much more enjoyable solo night of bachata dancing.
A Side Quest at the Gaming Showcase
TLDR: Kelly visits the indie section of a downtown gaming convention, rating her top and least favorite games while reflecting on the need for more educational and value-centered game design instead of themes glorifying destruction and escapism.
Mural Festival + Kids Activities Downtown
TLDR: A downtown mural art festival featuring kids' DIY spray painting activities, live music, and a waterfront playground, offering a rare family-friendly creative event in the city.
Well Thought Out Movie & A Kick Flip
TLDR: Kelly juggles the 48-hour film contest while solo-parenting, creating an AI-assisted short film with severe constraints, alongside attending a seafood festival with skateboarding and a waterfront concert with her daughter.
Collaging for the Climate
TLDR: Kelly and her daughter attend a small climate-themed collaging event that takes an unexpected turn when the host's dog bites her daughter's hand, reflecting on art activism and parenting challenges.
Dinosaurs at the Zoo + More for Kids (?)
TLDR: A family zoo outing to see animatronic dinosaurs with observations about the lack of interactive kids' activities at American attractions, plus a positive parenting moment witnessed in line where a mom taught her daughter to think independently before asking questions.
Ethical Artificial Intelligence (and a surprise protest)
TLDR: A conference on AI ethics and international regulation is disrupted by protesters who accuse the corporate sponsor of complicity in genocide through technology sales, leading to an emotional and chaotic event that overshadows the planned panels.
Celebrating Mothers and Painting Event Prep
TLDR: Kelly rearranged her Mother's Day plans to help paint and prep for an upcoming conference she was invited to speak at, only to discover the art project was not what she expected and growing concern that her speaking slot might not actually exist on the schedule.