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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
AI for Startups to Explore + Exploitive Coaching from Not Sean Kingston
TLDR: Author attends a basic AI tools talk for founders then gets intensive one-on-one startup coaching from a mentor who helps her draft three rounds of her edtech pitch, but the session is marred by repeated boundary violations and unwanted physical advances she documents candidly.
Forced Behavior At Scale? Big-Tech’s Ritual Blueprints for Predatory Control Systems with Pizza
TLDR: A university panel on how big-tech companies like Google, Facebook, and Amazon use internal rituals -- dogfooding, design sprints, OKRs, hackathons, and pizza-team sizing -- to force behavior at scale, with the author offering a skeptical, culture-critical commentary on corporate control systems.
Abandoning Ship of Jack & Rose’s Mom’s Mom-Group and the Secret Agent Mans
TLDR: Author quits a toxic moms' group led by a manipulative organizer and then joins a live-streamed AI agent coding tutorial that suffers from brutal lag issues, reinforcing her commitment to setting better boundaries with her time and communities.
Will the SEC Finally Capitulate to the Inescapable Grip of Diamond Hands? An MMTLP Press Conference Confronting Years of Regulatory Negligence and Collusion
TLDR: Author live-blogs an MMTLP press conference held outside the SEC in DC, where retail investors and advocates detail how FINRA allowed unauthorized trading, froze shareholders' positions, and colluded with Wall Street to cover up naked short selling affecting tens of thousands of investors.
Scorched by Six Supportless Dicks at Xfinity Hell
TLDR: A frustrated rant about spending 12+ hours over four days dealing with six Xfinity customer service agents who ghosted, overcharged, shut off her phone, and broke every promise -- a case study in how terrible corporate customer service has become.
Casual Non-Emergency Public Service Announcement: Why is Linkedy So Spooked Out by my Human Trafficking Post? Then? Off to the White House’s AI 4 Youth Office Hours
TLDR: A quick post about LinkedIn glitching suspiciously when the author tried to investigate who viewed her human trafficking awareness post, before heading off to the White House AI Education for Youth office hours.
Pledge Signed, But Still Wondering… Who is Vetting Imagery in our Country’s AI-for-Youth Content? Are We Pre-"Year of Depends"?
TLDR: Kelly signs the White House AI Education pledge and critiques the lack of oversight in AI-generated youth content imagery, shares her own edutainment projects (fairytale rewrites, AI literacy songs), and documents how AI chatbots dismissed her pattern-recognition concerns before admitting their training biases.
Ai Concordance Avant le ‘Harvest Gala’ Commoners’ Section
TLDR: Author attends an AI ethics event at a local university covering tech, education, and healthcare, then scooters to a harvest gala's "commoners section" at a cool Seattle building, enjoying food and a fireplace but skipping detailed notes due to time pressure.
Pain on Purpose: Does Big Pharma Endorse Evasive Discomfort to Instrument Industry Compliance?
TLDR: Kelly attends a pharma industry awards dinner and grows suspicious of the event's design -- excessive wine, emotionally heavy speeches about rare diseases, and an award recipient who thanks his FDA "wording team" -- questioning whether the setup is engineered to manufacture compliance.
Struggling Half a Power Hour through Innovation Wireless
TLDR: An outsider's account of attending a major wireless company's innovation showcase, where facial recognition entry, attendee profiling spreadsheets, and 5G surveillance demos overshadowed the tech presentations. The post raises critical questions about normalized surveillance, engineered friction, and the gap between corporate messaging and human experience.
Another Chance at the ‘Balle Blanc’ Dance
TLDR: Author attends a charity "Ball Blanc" social dance event and reflects deeply on setting boundaries with a romantic interest she cares about but recognizes is not a match, ultimately walking away with hard-won lessons about self-worth and consistency in relationships.
Dire Dystopian Discovery: Decades of Deafening, Dilusional, Dysfunctioning Dancefloors… Dissolving.
TLDR: A personal exploration comparing modern nightclub culture with social dance events, arguing that clubs have become engineered loops of repetitive music, isolation, and consumption rather than genuine connection. The post contrasts sterile club experiences with the joy of structured social dancing and questions how media, celebrity culture, and manufactured nightlife erode human bonding.
Vulnerable Kids/Youth Immersive Education Fundraiser Lunch and Learn
TLDR: Author attends a museum fundraiser lunch that raised $500K for STEM education but is underwhelmed by a cringey "science on wheels" demo, keyword-heavy speeches, and a heartbreaking scene on the way home of a toddler being emotionally rejected by her distracted mother.
Gymnasium Annulment (Pt 2: Wake up and Smell the Bye Bye Bye)
TLDR: Kelly quits her gym after experiencing degrading music, neglectful kids' center practices, hazing-style group classes, and the gym trying to charge her over $1,000 to cancel, critiquing the profit-over-people fitness industry culture.
Flustered with Finance + Neurodivergency (E. Week, Day 3)
TLDR: A double-feature day where Kelly passionately challenges a financial influencer's ETF-heavy advice as systemically harmful to retail investors, followed by an empowering neurodivergency workshop exploring empathy types, sensory experiences, and self-advocacy.
Childrens Mental Health Awareness Free Event Day
TLDR: A sprawling blog covering a children's mental health awareness event where the author reflects on therapy culture, natural wellness alternatives, and the complexities of youth mental health advocacy -- drawing from her own 20-year therapy journey and current work with children.
Ai in Global Edtech Leadership
TLDR: Kelly volunteered to emcee at a multi-day AI education leadership conference, covering topics like K-12 surveillance, student data privacy, behavior prediction AI, accessibility, and tablets for toddlers, while navigating the event's high price tag by signing up as a volunteer.
Half of a Century Conducting Technology Pre-Anniversary
TLDR: Kelly attends a major tech company's 50th anniversary celebration event covering innovation history, global economy, environmental topics, and human rights, offering her outsider observations and critiques of corporate PR narratives.
Retail Investors IRL: Activism for a Transparent Stock Market
TLDR: Kelly flies to Ft. Lauderdale for Bill Pulte's retail investor conference, documenting the GameStop/BBBY/MMTLP community's fight against naked short selling, market manipulation, and regulatory failures while building real-world activist connections.
Ai Revolution: People, Power, and Purpose
TLDR: Detailed notes from the Tech Alliance Policy Matters Summit covering AI's massive energy demands, Washington State's aging power grid, hydrogen and fusion energy developments, and fire surveillance technology. The post also examines Microsoft's responsible AI pitch, AI-powered college advising bots, and personalized medicine, all through a critical lens questioning accountability and transparency.
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