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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
Data-Backed Facts on Emissions Reduction from the Best Logistics Company on Earth
TLDR: The author tunes into a Flexport webinar while riding the light rail, learning about how supply chain decisions around modality switches (air vs. ocean), SKU segmentation, and consolidation can dramatically reduce CO2 emissions and shipping costs.
Free Lunch and Furrowed Frolicking to the Aesthetic of Caring about Climate Change
TLDR: Author spends a full day at a climate-tech coworking space attending startup pitches on drones, batteries, and waste-to-hydrogen, but finds the scene dominated by performative activism, drinking culture, and founders more interested in extracting money than solving climate problems.
MOTHER WOLF TARGETS: Landfill Avoidance, Fashion Passion, The ‘Snowpiercer’ Breakdown, Orphanage Reflections, and Bean Farm Memories (Upon the Ma’amtrak Express)
TLDR: Kelly documents a train trip covering topics from landfill avoidance and fashion sustainability to orphanage reflections and gaming nostalgia, weaving together personal stories about parenting, travel observations, and cultural commentary.
One by Sea, Two at Cruise, Three with Drone
TLDR: A triple-event day covering an underwhelming kelp innovation showcase, a Seattle port cruise tour learning about shipping logistics and tariff impacts on agriculture, and an impressive drone company demo showcasing SWAT and law enforcement drone technology.
Encores of Excellence, Claps, and Critiques Departing the Mars Observation (& Skate) Deck
TLDR: The author's final day at a Mars Society convention in LA features talks on Mars mission timelines (18-30 years out), ESA's plans, NASA budget threats from DOGE, and a passionate closing speech defending space exploration, interspersed with personal reflections from Venice Beach skateparks.
Shining with Excitement for the ‘Balle Rouge’ + reflection of ‘Climate Week’
TLDR: The author dresses up in rhinestones for a weekly outdoor swing dance gathering's special "Balle Rouge" night, reflecting on community connection, post-COVID loneliness, and lessons learned from her involvement in Seattle's Climate Week planning that didn't go as expected.
Ai is my DJ, EV ain’t Easy, and Cancelling Venues
TLDR: A rooftop AI DJ party that turned out to just be regular DJs playing samples, followed by cancelling all her planned Climate Week youth workshops after discovering the assigned venue was decorated with symbols associated with child trafficking, forcing everything online instead.
Collaging for the Climate
TLDR: Kelly and her daughter attend a small climate-themed collaging event that takes an unexpected turn when the host's dog bites her daughter's hand, reflecting on art activism and parenting challenges.
Natural Disaster Prep & Nursing Gala
TLDR: A double-header day covering a natural disaster preparedness lunch (earthquakes, wildfires, hospital readiness) and a depressing nursing fundraiser gala that could barely raise $14K while asking underpaid nurses to fund their own scholarships through overpriced raffles and auctions.
An Event on Time… Postponed!!
TLDR: A humorous post about a time-management event that ironically got canceled, which the author uses to share updates on her AI worksheet projects, merch, and being invited to help plan the family section of Seattle's upcoming Climate Week.
BioFi Event Planning
TLDR: A planning session for an upcoming bioregional finance conference aimed at regenerating the toxic Duwamish River by cutting waste from investment flows and connecting disconnected community groups, where Kelly contributed marketing ideas like river tours, awards, and storytelling strategies to amplify the mission.
Fission Nuclear Energy Lunch & Learn
TLDR: Author attends a nuclear fission lunch-and-learn featuring a Bill Gates-backed company building plants in Wyoming, then realizes mid-event she had confused fission with fusion and questions why billions are being invested in older fission tech when fusion may be the future.
Mystery Laboratory Construction Tour
TLDR: A mom with a stroller joins a public tour of a new mass-timber waterfront laboratory building in Seattle, learning about sustainable construction using QR-coded lumber panels, storm water treatment for salmon protection, and public-private partnerships for eco-friendly development.
Batteries and Energy Storage Lunch and Learn
TLDR: A Clean Tech Alliance lunch event featuring two speakers on battery technology -- one highly technical virtual talk on solid-state sulfide batteries that was nearly incomprehensible due to bad audio, and a second engaging talk on lithium-ion energy storage systems covering falling battery prices, grid-scale storage, and the political uncertainty around clean energy incentives.
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