Kelly Tutors
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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
Forecasting Fundable Founders
TLDR: The author attends a startup funding event featuring speakers on capital access, company culture, and acquisitions, including an inspiring blind PhD speaker advocating for accessibility in tech entrepreneurship.
Brah! Even the Protestor Couldn’t Muster a Reason to Stay: How I Built Zero Agentic AI Agents in Three Hours at the Second Misleading AI Workshop in a Week
TLDR: A disappointing AI workshop marketed as hands-on agentic AI building turned out to be lecture-only with no actual agent creation, leaving Kelly frustrated by the gap between marketing promises and delivery.
Breaking Even as OpenAI Patronizes its Power Audience… and the Handsome, Bullied, Gaslit Mayor Throws a GPT Hail Mary
TLDR: Kelly attends an OpenAI workshop for small businesses and is frustrated that the content is extremely basic, noting that even the 70-year-olds in attendance already know how to use ChatGPT, while the mayor reads a ChatGPT-generated speech at the event.
Forced Behavior At Scale? Big-Tech’s Ritual Blueprints for Predatory Control Systems with Pizza
TLDR: A university panel on how big-tech companies like Google, Facebook, and Amazon use internal rituals -- dogfooding, design sprints, OKRs, hackathons, and pizza-team sizing -- to force behavior at scale, with the author offering a skeptical, culture-critical commentary on corporate control systems.
Virtually Visiting the White House Again: One Final Week to Perfect my Proposal
TLDR: The author attends a virtual White House office-hours session for an AI education competition, gathering advice on proposal formatting, rubric strategy, and submission logistics as she finalizes her AI-for-youth education proposal before the deadline.
Scorched by Six Supportless Dicks at Xfinity Hell
TLDR: A frustrated rant about spending 12+ hours over four days dealing with six Xfinity customer service agents who ghosted, overcharged, shut off her phone, and broke every promise -- a case study in how terrible corporate customer service has become.
Back to Artificial Events (Intelligently)
TLDR: Kelly attends two AI events in one evening -- a women-in-tech founder panel on fundraising and product-market fit, followed by a career-focused talk on upskilling with AI, domain expertise, and managing your own career trajectory in the age of automation.
Pledge Signed, But Still Wondering… Who is Vetting Imagery in our Country’s AI-for-Youth Content? Are We Pre-"Year of Depends"?
TLDR: Kelly signs the White House AI Education pledge and critiques the lack of oversight in AI-generated youth content imagery, shares her own edutainment projects (fairytale rewrites, AI literacy songs), and documents how AI chatbots dismissed her pattern-recognition concerns before admitting their training biases.
One by Sea, Two at Cruise, Three with Drone
TLDR: A triple-event day covering an underwhelming kelp innovation showcase, a Seattle port cruise tour learning about shipping logistics and tariff impacts on agriculture, and an impressive drone company demo showcasing SWAT and law enforcement drone technology.
Ai Concordance Avant le ‘Harvest Gala’ Commoners’ Section
TLDR: Author attends an AI ethics event at a local university covering tech, education, and healthcare, then scooters to a harvest gala's "commoners section" at a cool Seattle building, enjoying food and a fireplace but skipping detailed notes due to time pressure.
Encores of Excellence, Claps, and Critiques Departing the Mars Observation (& Skate) Deck
TLDR: The author's final day at a Mars Society convention in LA features talks on Mars mission timelines (18-30 years out), ESA's plans, NASA budget threats from DOGE, and a passionate closing speech defending space exploration, interspersed with personal reflections from Venice Beach skateparks.
Human Trafficking in Transit to Mars: La Trampa de Pleasure Obsesión
TLDR: Kelly transcribes a disturbing overheard bus conversation about human trafficking networks, institutional infiltration, and exploitation, then uses AI tools to analyze and map the systemic funnel of trafficking from recruitment to control.
Skater-Befriendment, Pre-Mars Arrival, Roses, and Rebooking
TLDR: Author attends multiple Mars and space travel speeches (two speakers no-showed), befriends a skateboarder, visits a free museum and rose garden, then abandons a cat-filled hostel due to allergies and rebooks accommodations while improvising her travel plans.
Aye’, I’m off to L.A. for Ai & far Beyond
TLDR: Author travels to LA for an AI image-generation workshop near Venice Beach, watches skateboarding, tries out a new AI creative tool, and has an uncomfortable encounter with a drunk crypto bro who aggressively dismisses her investments.
The Journey to Mars: Reflections while Literally Flying to See Not-Literally Mars, Again!
TLDR: Stream-of-consciousness reflections written on a budget flight to LA for the Mars Society annual conference, covering trip planning, entrepreneurial hustle on a tight budget, a packed schedule mixing Mars lectures with Venice Beach skateboarding, and personal goals for building educational content.
Nuclear Fusion Energy Tour, Anotha’ One
TLDR: Kelly visits a second nuclear fusion research facility for an early-morning tour, comparing it to her previous NDA-restricted visit and noting the welcoming atmosphere, meme-filled culture, and potential for future collaboration.
A White House Party ‘Big Tech’ Forgot to Make Educational: Presidential Ai Education Challenge
TLDR: The author attends a virtual Presidential AI Education Challenge event hosted by a big tech company and finds it disappointingly basic, with demos of race cars and owls rather than meaningful educational AI tools, questioning the gap between federal ambition and corporate execution.
Hacked into TWO Presidental Pitch Practices
TLDR: Kelly attends a design and tech symposium followed by a youth hackathon downtown, observing beginners learning to pitch and hack while reflecting on AI trends, youth education, and the normalization of technology in creative problem-solving.
KT Enters The White House’s Initiative: Ai Ovations & Innovations
TLDR: A brief redirect post announcing Kelly Tutors' involvement with the White House's AI education initiative, linking to a dedicated page on her site rather than writing a full blog about it.
Local Uni’s Commotional Event and Then? Gotta Bachata, Again
TLDR: A poorly attended community college small business event near home that turned into an AI infomercial from a local "task force" member selling his $39/month platform, followed by a much more enjoyable solo night of bachata dancing.
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