Kelly Tutors
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Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
Hickies for the Bank’s V.P. + Pre-FIFA Economic Rundown (w/ Remote Viewing… 13/16 Accuracy)
TLDR: A bank-hosted small business panel covering FIFA World Cup economic preparation, access to capital, scaling strategies, and workforce development, combined with Kelly's "remote viewing" experiment where 13 of 16 predictions came true.
First Day Remote Viewing Training + Week of Wonder
TLDR: Kelly documents her first week of intentional spiritual practices including fasting, tarot, meditation, dream journaling, and remote viewing exercises where she draws images before revealing target photos, exploring intuition and metaphysical experiences.
Coercively Tricked into a Predatory Date… Plus 5th Dimension Goals and “KT Dreams”
TLDR: The author recounts a disturbing predatory date experience, pivots to discussing 5th dimension spirituality and personal growth goals, and shares insights from dream journaling as creative fuel for her brand.
Featured Blogs
TLDR: Author completes day two of a youth trafficking response training covering exploitation indicators, recruiting tactics, trauma-informed care, and survivor testimonies, leaving emotionally drained but more committed to fighting the culture that enables commercial sexual exploitation of children.
TLDR: Day one of a survivor-written training course on child sex trafficking covering recruitment tactics, grooming methods, foster care vulnerabilities, buyer demographics, legal frameworks in Washington state, and the urgent need for cultural change and better resources.
TLDR: Kelly attends a mayoral candidate's community breakfast event, sharing her perspective on vulnerable youth needing stable homes rather than city-sponsored offsite meetups, while reflecting on local government outreach and leadership.
TLDR: Kelly transcribes a disturbing overheard bus conversation about human trafficking networks, institutional infiltration, and exploitation, then uses AI tools to analyze and map the systemic funnel of trafficking from recruitment to control.
TLDR: The author attends a virtual Presidential AI Education Challenge event hosted by a big tech company and finds it disappointingly basic, with demos of race cars and owls rather than meaningful educational AI tools, questioning the gap between federal ambition and corporate execution.
TLDR: Kelly attends a pharma industry awards dinner and grows suspicious of the event's design -- excessive wine, emotionally heavy speeches about rare diseases, and an award recipient who thanks his FDA "wording team" -- questioning whether the setup is engineered to manufacture compliance.
TLDR: A rooftop AI DJ party that turned out to just be regular DJs playing samples, followed by cancelling all her planned Climate Week youth workshops after discovering the assigned venue was decorated with symbols associated with child trafficking, forcing everything online instead.
TLDR: Kelly watches Enron's first earnings call in over 20 years, which turns out to be a wildly theatrical and entertaining live performance covering their energy comeback, Lockheed Martin partnership, Texas electricity market disruption plans, and comedic production-style mishaps.
TLDR: A double-header day covering a natural disaster preparedness lunch (earthquakes, wildfires, hospital readiness) and a depressing nursing fundraiser gala that could barely raise $14K while asking underpaid nurses to fund their own scholarships through overpriced raffles and auctions.
TLDR: Author attends a museum fundraiser lunch that raised $500K for STEM education but is underwhelmed by a cringey "science on wheels" demo, keyword-heavy speeches, and a heartbreaking scene on the way home of a toddler being emotionally rejected by her distracted mother.
TLDR: A lunch-and-learn on aging research featuring a scientist studying frailty in mice, covering topics like sex differences in aging, biomarkers, cloning, metabolomics, and the discovery that anti-aging compounds may exist in mushrooms and even bugs.
TLDR: Kelly volunteered to emcee at a multi-day AI education leadership conference, covering topics like K-12 surveillance, student data privacy, behavior prediction AI, accessibility, and tablets for toddlers, while navigating the event's high price tag by signing up as a volunteer.
TLDR: The author attends two AI events in one day -- a decentralized AI meetup covering crypto tokens, digital wallets, and tournament investing, followed by an AI film festival showcasing fully AI-generated movies and exploring the future of storytelling with artificial intelligence.
TLDR: Kelly flies to Ft. Lauderdale for Bill Pulte's retail investor conference, documenting the GameStop/BBBY/MMTLP community's fight against naked short selling, market manipulation, and regulatory failures while building real-world activist connections.