Kelly Tutors
Events &
Reviews
Wise people always say, “Never be the smartest person in the room,” so we’ve got that covered!!
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The blogs blend humor, storytelling, and insightful commentary about the experience of attending top-industry events as an outsider trying to learn. I document what is said (and not said).
Marriages & Acquisitions (PLUS Bubble Gum Accessory + The Harmonica Debuts)
TLDR: Kelly takes her daughter to a wedding expo and a clothing swap, then debuts playing harmonica while busking downtown, earning $79 in tips, followed by an AA meeting and country music dancing with bubble gum as her alcohol substitute.
Benevolent Busking Breakthroughs while Managing Marvelous Mediocracy
TLDR: The author shares tips and patterns from street busking experiences, attends coworking events, and navigates career fairs while balancing mediocrity and ambition in her entrepreneurial journey.
Buskwoman Begins: No Tax on Tips?
TLDR: After receiving compliments on her singing during a hospital stay, Kelly buys a guitar and starts legally busking downtown Seattle, reflecting on bravery, the "no tax on tips" policy, frugal living, and her creative renaissance era.
Dire Dystopian Discovery: Decades of Deafening, Dilusional, Dysfunctioning Dancefloors… Dissolving.
TLDR: A personal exploration comparing modern nightclub culture with social dance events, arguing that clubs have become engineered loops of repetitive music, isolation, and consumption rather than genuine connection. The post contrasts sterile club experiences with the joy of structured social dancing and questions how media, celebrity culture, and manufactured nightlife erode human bonding.
Bloomin’ Over the Freeway and Salish Bluegrass
TLDR: Kelly takes her daughter to a downtown park event with live music and arts, then a paid concert that disappoints, reflecting on kid-friendly gaps in Seattle events, playground quality, and declaring a moratorium on paying for concerts.
Shining with Excitement for the ‘Balle Rouge’ + reflection of ‘Climate Week’
TLDR: The author dresses up in rhinestones for a weekly outdoor swing dance gathering's special "Balle Rouge" night, reflecting on community connection, post-COVID loneliness, and lessons learned from her involvement in Seattle's Climate Week planning that didn't go as expected.
Ai is my DJ, EV ain’t Easy, and Cancelling Venues
TLDR: A rooftop AI DJ party that turned out to just be regular DJs playing samples, followed by cancelling all her planned Climate Week youth workshops after discovering the assigned venue was decorated with symbols associated with child trafficking, forcing everything online instead.
Planned FIFA & Surprising Swing Dancing
TLDR: A hodgepodge blog covering a so-so FIFA World Cup planning event for Seattle, followed by the author unexpectedly stumbling upon an outdoor swing dancing event downtown -- resolving a lifelong anxiety about dances as strangers kept asking her to dance all evening.
Flow Friday Night Experience, 2024
TLDR: A four-hour Friday night wellness event combining improv dance, qigong, breathwork, local vendors, live music, a dragon light performance, and a closing sound bath, which Kelly rated nearly perfect across the board as a healthy full-body reset experience.
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