Throwing Fork, Dog Walking Lane, Toys Like Food, and Walrus Coat

My dream was that I was at a restaurant I used to work at and everyone was gossiping about how this one girl was dating a guy I went to elementary school with (but he’s grown up now), named Paul. And I was like omg - she’s dating Paul??? And everyone else thought out was not that great but I was like, wtf? He’s so cool. WhenI think of Paul I think of skateboarding.  He’s awesome.  But my old boss was like, idk. She was videocalling me with her husband - he used to hate me but it’s been over a decade now so he was fine with me on this call and we were talking about Paul.  And how I thought he’s actually cool.

Next, I was with some people and we were at a bit of like a sleepover camp and going to be there for 10 days, then I saw these guys had weed.  I quit smoking like 6 months ago but they were all portioning out their weed.  Except it was powdery and different colors.  So they were portioning out it for the 10 days they’d be there into little squares, like a grid. But each day had plenty. 

Later one guy disappeared for a while and we’re like where’d he go, and he’d snuck off with a friend of mine I met in Shanghai. They were smoking weed down by the pond.  I was across the pond with another guy and looking at them smoking weed and it made me want to smoke.  So I joined them and had the tiniest bit. Cause I asked someone if I could have some and they gave me the rest of hte joint.  Only it was hardly any left.  So then I couldn’t’ figure out if I wanted to just smoke a tiny bit now and then save the rest for later.  But I couldn’t figure out fast enough cause it all burnt up.  

Then, I walked up the stairs cause suddenly I was in a basement going upstairs to the kitchen of this luxury lake house and this girl was being super rude to me.  A family member. She said something I said something back and then on her way walking away she said something super mean and so I threw down a fork that was in my hand and I said - listen, I’ll be civil with you buy NOT if you talk to me that way. Its enough!!  Sometihng like that, I yelled at her.   

That got the attention of her mom and then her mom came and other people in my family were suddenly around me and her mom was able to be so passive aggressive and was doing mocking impressions of me and just being insanely mean and bullying and I kept pointing it out. How she was just bullying me and to move on and leave me alone.  But everyone thought I was overreacting and deserving of this. 

Finally, I had a whole separate dream that was pretty cool. It felt like it was a movie I’d seen before but the premise was like “waht if we treated toys like food”. In the sense there was healthy food, unhealthy food, diet, organic, etc.  And it was that way about toys.  So like at one point in the dream they handed me “junk food” but “junk toys” in a bag with my name on it - near grocery bags with lots of peoples names on it - and it had just all these random crappy toys in it.  But, because I was dreaming and not from that world, like a visitor, actually those toys were very satisfactory to me and I was sure my daughter would love them. 

I’d been in this one auditorium but then I left and I went to this other location to go watch a live talkshow but when I got there, it hadn’t started yet and I realized I’d forgotten my phone. SO I went to go turn back around and this tall strong guy walking a dog said he’d help me find it, cause he was from there.  So we started walking together back to the place, but I wasn’t exactly sure where it was.  But there were so many people and it was really crowded so he and I ended up walking so close togehter and we both liked it.  

We were going down different streets like it looked like the Piccidilly Circue area of London, but neighbhoods in london too, and they had these special lanes, like bike lanes with dividers that were just parts on the ground just a bit of an incline or idk the word for it, but just a division between where the cars go and the bikes go - but it wasn’t for bikes, it was for walking dogs.  And then there were people walking their dogs but also dogs walking themselves.  Like this one dog was walking all along and its two back legs were broken so it had big wheels instead and the back of its body was in a hanging canvas attached to wheels and it was walking itself and it was the happiest dog ever.  And the guy I was with knew the dog by name and he was like saying, oh yeah. I know that dog. He’s happy and always around here.

Then there was a big dog and a small dog walking togehter, the small dog was holding the big dog’s leash in its mouth. They were walking in the dog-walking lanes too.  

We were getting closer to the place where I think I’d left my phone and crossing the street at a crosswalk when suddenly there was a literal Walrus walking across the crosswalk, waddling. And I was like, “wow! I can’t believe there’s a walrus here… though, I can, cause those dogs were walking themselves” - and then suddenly I realize the walrus isn’t a walrus, it’s a lady wearing a walrus fur jacket, enjoying the fact she looks like a walrus.  And she was with her other friend in a similar outfit.  

Then I got to the mall where I’d left my phone.  Which didn’t make sense really cause I didn’t start at a mall, but thats the logic of my dream.  And I went down an escalator and there was my bog of junk toys.  Then I went back up some stairs and started to recognize the stores and was sure if I went to this upper area, I’d be able to figure out where I’d just been and where my phone was.  But, the upper area had a bit of a gap between where I was and where it was, then the division between the two were these plastic sorta floppy clear half-walls.  They were almost like… idk it’s hard to describe but it was like 3 inch thick plastic walls that you could push over.  So I had to climb over two walls, one from where I was and one that was attached to where I was going.  And the person with me who had been a guy, was suddenly a woman and she climbed over and was like - be careful, there’s a few inches gap there where you could fall down, but it shoudl be fine.  

So I went and carefully climbed over my part and then the other part to get to the upper section.

Then my daughter woke me up in real life.