Evidence List, Slug Fight, Drunk Kendall, Fancy Pool, and Swinging Actors

This dream a guy I know had gotten charged with something he’d done, they said it was illegal. But he fought the law and he won.  He was showing me all the facts he had come up with within our constituteiona nd his right that helped his case.  He had a long piece of paper with the numbers (like the numbers and ID from the confsitition and stuff) next to photos.  Like 8 pieces of evidence on this long piece of paper.  Even some were funny like, grandfathered in, like one was if you use a hairdryer on a speaker, you get it waived. Antoher was “if a grandpa is eating a cucumber and he’s clearly manly as a result”.  And then he had photo evidence of both of those things happening. Along with many other pieces of evidence which were more reasonable, but he put those two funny ones at the end.

We were standing on his front porch ringing the doorbell to talk to someone else, but that person wasn’t home right now.

The grandpa in my dream was a guy from my AA who I like a lot.  He always stands up for me and says nice compliments about me, liek how I should be a standup comedian and how I have value, after I said I feel worthless and easy to forget yesterday in. AA. In real life.

There was another part where I was going to go out  to have birthday dinner with some friends, all girls. Maybe like 4 of us or 5 and one of them was a bit high and drunk.  We were in a kitchen. The high/drunk friend was Kendall Jenner.  At first she looked amazing, but then she fell over in the chair. But everyone was like she’s still too messed up to go out and I was like, are you sure?  And then she came over and she was liek sitting on a chair and then fell over and told me to try some of her drink and see.  It was a like a huge can sorta like Four Loko with a goldfish on it.  But I told her no thanks, I don’t drink alcohol.  Then I went to hand it back to her, but in the process I squished the aluminum can so much, just admitting it was super hard to hold onto.  SO I apologized for squishing the can a bit and was able to fix it like 90% once she took it back.

 That was kinda cool cause in the past, when I went to a rehab, they pointed out that I used to feel like alcohol and people giving me drinks were like them giving me gifts.  So even someone as beautiful as Kendall I was able to reject, though maybe it’s cause she was already drunk.  Maybe if she was composed and sober it’d have been harder.  

So we were all maybe gonna go out but didn’t want to go out yet.  Not till she sobered up.

Before that I was in a kitchen with this one girl who was being so annoying and frustrating and she had so many slugs all over her hands and all this stupid stuff and I just wanted her to leave me alone and do I kept attacking her and pinning her down and throwing slugs back at her.  She wouldn’t just leave me alone.  Plus, I was stronger than her, so no matter what she did, I could beat her.  I kept pushing her face down and pinning her to the floor every time she’d come to bother and attack me. But then her friend arrived and her friend was stronger than me and was throwing slugs at me and we kept hitting them back and forth at each other cause they’d float and then you could hit them like a baseball. Then they’d stick to you.  And her friend was having fun with it and I was like UUGH you guys are so annoying. Leave me alone.

Before that it was night time and I was in a neighborhood I’ve been to before in my dreams and it was an apartment I’ve seen before in my dreams maybe two months ago, right before I started recording them.  It was a part of town near some sports statdiums but a cool area, at night time. And There was one apartment also near restaurants nd it was owned by a rich family and they had a swimming pool inside and you could see it through their window.  But for some reason we could see it from above, like they had a roof that was all glass and then windows, too.  And we were at a nearby building which was taller, to check if they were there and show it off.  Then we went over to talk to them and see how they were doing.  But this super gay guy was there and I just remember his outfit was super weird and he just really wanted us to leave.  I hadn’t seen him there before, so it was almost like he’s just like us - trying to hang out at their cool apartmetn/pool and he was being territorial.  SO we left and then we were looking into the sky and saw a bird in the tree.

Before that we’d been walking around, so after, we had to find a ride home and I had my daughter with me.  And we all wanted to take a ride home but I remember everyone was being all chaotic.  The people I was with. So finally I found one person to commit to getting a car with me (cause I didn’t want to pay full price) so then suddenly a limo drives up, and thats for other people I was with. They had no budget.  

But then the girl I committed to getting a ride with, she and I were gonna take a different taxi and I realized they didn’t have a car seat for my daughter, but it was so late at night and I just said, whatever.  I’ll tell them to drive safe.  There’s kinda no reasonable way to get a car seat at this hour.  We need to get home.

Before that, (lol I’m remembering this dream in random orders) I’d been walking around a street during the daytime and there were a chunk of stores which you could walk like the front, then turn the corner and it was the side, and then turn the corner and it was the back of the stores.  And this store had a New Orleans vibe. It was like two stories and bar/restaurant/social club.  And you could see, as you walked around each of the sides, that there were performers, like, setting themselves up to be suspended off the side of the building.  Like one was hanging out the window, another up in teh air - almost like the mermaids in front of pirate ships.  Not super dramatic, but like, theatrical in the way tehy were suspended in the air.  So I realized there was a party or parade or celebration about to go on.  But it didn’t really look that interesting to me.  It was like, idk, for a cause or community I wasn’t too interested in.  

So intead, I sat down at the coffee shop next door, but still a part of this family of stores, cause then I heard someone go “help help!!!” And then it turns out someone had been stuck suspended in air and was swinging all around.  And then I heard the staff be like, omg.  These peopel we hired to help with suspending these people in the air… they just can’t do their job, huH?  And then there was a woman all in costume being suspended in the air (everyone suspended in the air was in costume) and she was screaming but not too dramatically.  More like woahhhh ahhhhh.  You know?  But then she was swinging and then she jumped off and then a kid suddenly was swinging once the rope reappeared and then they jumped off and then someone else was.  Almost liek this glitch was happening where the rope kept picking up different actors and swinging them and flinging them off.