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The Sturdy Freakin' Thirty

$50.00
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A hydration station for the nation!! Support KT and drink up.

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A hydration station for the nation!! Support KT and drink up.

A hydration station for the nation!! Support KT and drink up.

What a bottle. At first - you're like, "Naw Man, this bottle is too big!! And pricy!!" but then you get it - and you're hooked. There's nothing better. It's plenty of water and a VERY cute bottle to support the best website around.

Did you know some nutrition experts suggest that you drink 1oz for every 1lb you weigh*? This bottle is 32 ounces… so how much are you getting?

Take care of yourself. Your body is your wonderland.

We are 70% water, we humans. We bottle up our emotions and our water. Carrying them with us, then flushing it out here and there. This is the system. Get with the systems. Source your water and have it as needed. Abundantly when possible. But it’s up to you, find it, source it. So, water you waiting for, duh!

That joke was coming- and so is reality. Be prepared with water at the least. Fuel your fire, unliterally, with water.

  • One bottle has 32 ounces and some experts say to drink 1oz per 1lb on your body.

    So for me, I should drink at least 4 of these bottles of water a day!!!

    At first, that sounds like a lot, but then you’re like, “well, four is an easy number to count to + remember”.

    And then, you’ll see, these water bottles are AWESOME!! You can chug a lot at once, and still have plenty after. IDK about you, but I tend to finish a water bottle in 2 to 3 visits, sometime 😂. Not this one!! It’s awesome.

    They’re not TOO big, but have plenty of space to let you drink and drink even more!! Hydration station.

    BUT WARNING: THEY ARE NOT DISHWASHER SAFE!?!??! (lame, i know) but welcome to the real world. IDK how some things like this still aren’t achievable?!

    • Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation

    • Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw

    • 32 oz (950 ml)

    • Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)

    • Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)

    • Glossy finish

    • Rotating handle

    • Comes with an anti-slip patch

    • Blank product sourced from China

    • Handwash only. No dishwasher or microwave.

    • Use the straw - or not!! I don’t.

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