Elevator Kimchi, Football Cruel Reptilian Society, Driving to Find my Car and Son

In my dream first there was a guy who was living in the same apartment building as me and we were in a restaurant at the bar.  It was in china.  He and I weren’t sure if this drink had drugs in it so he said he’d order the same one and I was like oh thanks, are you sure?  Cause we realized if it did have drugs in it, I’d get in trouble.  But he was in the army, so he’d get even in more trouble than me.  

Next, I posted about this online, how the army guy was willing to drink it with me so that if I got in trouble, he would too, but the online community wa like, no, this isn’t that selfless.  Just don’t drink the drink at all, get something else.  Which was frustrating but I agreed it was a good idea.

Then more stuff happened, like I got on an elevator from the top floor with lots of peopel and it was like family and close friends and we were going to go down to the first floor to take a dog to go out and pee, but then, once we started going down, I didnt even bring the dog with me so then I told everyone, omg I’ll need to go back up.  Anyone wanna go with me?  My daughter said she’s go along with anther kid.  Then everyone else got off the elevator except my daughter and some kids and we were gonna go back up, but then there were two asian men eating food right at the first floor and they didnt want to bring their food with them on the elevator, though they’d just started eating.  It was kimchi and rice and maybe someting else.  So then their two boys got on the elevator but the older men were like wait- wait, kinda trying to hurry and eat and being frustrated at the same time, one was further away to hte left and the other was like right in front of the elevator with a small square table and chair.   So at first, we wait for them a long time to keep eating, but then then I told them, hey, just bring your food on the elevator, let’s go back up.  Then nod and agree and I help pull the table into the elevator.  And then I find an extra chair and put it there and point, like, look!  You can sit here.  And he’s happy and smiles and picks up his food and his friend comes over.  But he didn’t speak English and misunderstood and thought iw as saying that I wanted to eat food so they’re offering it to me.  And I’m like, no, it’s fine, I don’t wanna eat your food, I just wanna get going.  

But then they get on the elevator and I press the numbers for floor 10… then 9… but I realize both of those are wrong, we’re going lower than that, so I apologize. 

I arrive, run out, get the dog with my daughter and the kid, then come back and they’ve held the elevator for us.

Then when I got back on the elevator, they were still there and started, again, offering to feed us food. I’m like, okay, fine, I’ll try some. It was good.

Then later I was on a bus and this guy was having food, too, and when he got off the bus, he didnt even want his food and put it all in the trash right next to the bus stop.  However, there was still a plate of fried fish, so the driver got out of their chair and gave it to someone who turned out to be hungry.  I looked at the trash can with the other food as we drove away and wondered if that guy would have also wanted all that leftover food, too.  If only we’d known.

Next I was at a football stadium for a huge game.  There were lots of super fans.  At first I was up in the bleachers, but later down by the players on the field. I was with my family member whom I’m not speaking to right now in real life.  But we were down with good “seats” yet it was really on the field, off to the sides and there were other people down there.  With season tickets that were like so luxury/casual. Cause they were on lawn chairs with sorta decorations around them for the team.  Also, there was somewhat of a moat/mound of grass that sorta separated the field where they play, from teh part of the field when you can watch the game, and two people were even laying down on the mound, but with their feet uphill, so they couldn’t even see the game, maybe the screen with teh game on it. But tehy had on sunglasses and just seemed to be there for the vibes. Then another group had three chairs filled and one empty, like lawn chairs and different decorations.  And it was like a guy in the first chair, an empty second chair, and then a couple in the third and fourth.  So I figured the second chair usually had the guy’s partner but she must have been busy for today’s game.

At one point, me and my family member were hungry and I followed him over to the right and we went to go get some food.  It’s a restaurant that is indoor/outdoor, inside the stadium. He found a part that was liek for “employees only” but decided to lie and play dumb and see if he could get food.  It was somewhat of a buffet and a lady behind the counter.  She was watching us closely but seemed fine with us there.  So, I was like, well wait, let’s see what hte prices are before we get ourselves into trouble.  And he’s like - look they’re right here!!  And next to each food item’s picture was a number.  But I sho him how those numbers aren’t the prices, they’re just the food menu item.  He’s like, uh I think you’re wrong. And I’m like, no.  Let’s ask.

So we ask the lady behind the counter for more info about the prices and then she explains something so confusing.  I repeat it back to her once more, and then she kinda simplifies it and explains how it’s charged to your employee account.  And I’m like, so wait, what?  We need to make employee accounts and become employees if we get food?  Cause then it’s your debt?  And she’s like, “exactly”.  And then she shows how some of the meals are $50.  And I’m like, we don’t need that.  And we don’t need to be employees.  

Then she’s like, you know if you join this, you’re part of a committee.  And I’m like, what committee? And she says something like the “Cruel Reptilians”.  And then she tells me how you get to live in the dessert and only members of the society get to live in that neighborhood.  So I’m like, holy crap, yeh right.  I definitely don’t want to join this.  

But she’d already started preparing our meal, which I didn’t even now we’d ordered, which is going to cost like $16 and I’m like, no No no!  We don’t need that.  And then I tell her no and she’s frustrated and cancels the order.

So then my family member and I go to leave and I see that the exit is SUPER complicated.  You have to, like, climb up this never ending gate/wall that is liek a ladder, enough that you can climb it. But the design was all rectangular holds in it.  So I start climbing but for some reason I don’t even use my feet but it’s not that hard to climb. I only use my arms.  And I’m up like 10 feet in the air and suddenly my brother opens the door that is built into the gate. And I’m like, oh… so then I drop down and go through the door. Cause there was still a lot of the gate to climb up.  It was like a wooden gate.

Next, I’m in a town and driving around and found “my son” after looking for him for a long time.  I drive and park and am walking on the sidewalk and walk in front of a school and see a bunch of kids together.  Suddenly I see him and he’s like, “mom!” and I said hello to him on the sidewalk and we gave each other a huge hug.  Everyone else he’s with doesn’t really care/notice.  He was half black and half white but he had a curly blonde afro and we hugged and were so happy to see each other.  It was like the “handmaid’s tale” or something cause we hadn’t seen each other for a long time but then the teachers didn’t even care.  And I’m like, wow, let’s go home. I’ll get my car.

So after I found him, I went back to my car and called him on the cell phone (which is silly, too, cause after all this time, how did I have his number) and then I was just driving around trying to “find my other/correct car”.  SO I was driving slowly in this area that looked like Bothell near the sushi place we go to all the time IRL and then my brake was so hard to reach and press on my car.  Its liek I the to stretch and sustain it so long and its so hard.  So then I had to do this many times cause people were crossing the street pretty often and one traffic safety lady was liek, “you just lost us 2 strides”, cause I didn’t stop early enough for a couple with a kid who then had to wait for me to fully stop, then they could cross.  But the whole time, even when I was braking, it was so hard to maintain.  The brake was just so hard to press down.

So then I was driving all around lookin for my car.  And I was on the phone with my son, like, I know this car is here.  Cause I always say, “it’s not a real car” cause of the make/model, it’s hardly a car, it was more of (idk what).  I just don’t like cars, so I convinced myself this doesn’t’ count as a car.  It was like a white “leaf” brand car or something - the one thats like tiny and electric or half-electric.  So I was driving around forever looking for that car, and asking him, “you’re sure if I can take you from school, your teachers don’t’ need proof or anything?”  And they didn’t.  But we never resolved it.

Cause next it jumps to a scene where I was writing music with someone and it was like music with a beat like the intro of Seinfeld and kinda like bum bum bum, like jazz r&b like a theme song to a tv show.  

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